Wear the panel
An everyday black tee. An academic system with a lot going on.
MORE STRESS / SAME CREDITS
YOUR SHIRT
KNOWS HOW
COOKED
YOU ARE
A black tee your friends can scan in Snapchat. The meter fills. The verdict is rude.
Real shirt, real scan. No AI, no mockup.
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REAL SHIRT / 001REAL SCAN
IT ACTUALLY SCANSWatch the 8-second test01 / THE RECEIPTSREAL SHIRT. REAL SNAPCHAT TEST.
REAL SHIRT
no ai, no mockup
REAL SCAN
Point Snapchat at the print and the panel turns into a live stress meter. Tap to reroll. It will not get nicer.
HOW THE SCAN WORKS FOOTAGE FROM OUR PRODUCT TEST
A joke about your semester. Not a stress assessment.
A joke about your semester. Not a stress assessment.
FIELD TEST / 0018 SECONDS
02 / YOUR DAILY UNIFORMACADEMIC SYSTEM STATUS
01 / 04MORE STRESS / FIRST DROP
THE STATUS
TEE
$27.99 $34.99BLACK / UNISEX
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For the 8am lecture, the late submission, and everything you said you’d do tomorrow.
100% cotton black tee with the acid-green Academic System Status print. Front print for the chest, back print if you want strangers to scan you in line.
BLACK / ACID GREEN
Choose your size, see delivery, and complete checkout on Etsy.
THE DETAILS
Black heavyweight unisex crewneck. Academic System Status graphic in acid green. The complete printed panel acts as the marker for the Snapchat experience.
THE SCAN
Open the More Stress Lens in Snapchat, then aim at the full panel. Keep it flat and well lit. The results are student humor, randomly generated for fun.
FIT & DELIVERY
Find available sizes, garment measurements, delivery estimates, and return terms in the Etsy listing before ordering.
03 / THE CAMPAIGNTAG US. GET REPOSTED.
SCAN ME
FOR MY STATUS
The shirt works best in public. Let a friend scan you in the library, film the verdict, post it. We repost the most cooked results every week.
- 01
Wear it
To the lecture. To the library. To the exam you didn’t study for.
- 02
Get scanned
A friend opens the More Stress Lens and points it at your shirt.
- 03
Post the verdict
Tag @morestress. Most cooked result of the week gets reposted.
04 / HOW IT WORKSSCROLL TO CALIBRATE ↓
A TEE WITH
SOMETHING
TO SAY
ACADEMIC SYSTEM STATUS01/03
STRESS LOAD24%
PRINT READY
CREDITS: UNCHANGEDSIMULATION
Open the Lens
Open More Stress in Snapchat. Aim the camera at the full printed panel.
Meet your status
The bar loads. The verdict arrives. Record it, share it, tap to reroll.
WATCH IT IN ACTIONA LITTLE PREVIEW OF YOUR SEMESTER
HOW COOKED
ARE YOU?
Just for fun. No camera needed for this demo.
SEMESTER REPORT81%
LIGHTLY COOKED
Still attending. Mentally buffering.
QUICK ANSWERS
BEFORE
YOU LOCK IN
Do I need Snapchat?
For the animated scan, yes. The tee works perfectly well as a tee without it.
Does it actually measure stress?
No. It generates random student-humor results. It is not a medical or academic assessment.
What if the print won’t scan?
Open the More Stress Lens first, then keep the whole panel in frame. Flatten wrinkles and improve the lighting. Fabric movement can affect tracking.
Are the photos real?
The shirt, the scan video and the phone photo are real. A few background scenes (like the desk flat lay) were made with AI tools and we’ll always say so.
How do I order?
Use the shop button to open our Etsy listing. Select your size and review delivery and returns before paying.
YOUR NEW CAMPUS UNIFORM
WEAR THE
OVERLOAD
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